"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." ~ Augusten Burroughs
I'm Sam(antha), 23. I have a big heart, big butt, and low self-esteem, and I'm a pretty funny gal when you get to know me. I've spent the majority of my life in Philadelphia, but I'd like to travel anywhere I can any chance I get. I have 10 tattoos and counting (this is stated so I can keep track myself), and I've always been extremely attracted to chubby, bearded guys. Just needa find the right one.
I have a Pastry Arts Assoc degree & I work at 2 bakeries. I work all the time. Really. When I'm not working, I enjoy sleeping, eating, going to concerts, and being here.

get to know me! x

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    thousands of flower petals covering a town, blasted from a neighboring volcano, in Costa Rica.


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    Watch the video of this dog expressing his happiness and gratitude after being rescued

    THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY IN MANY WAYS