"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." ~ Augusten Burroughs
I'm Sam(antha), 23. I have a big heart, big butt, and low self-esteem, and I'm a pretty funny gal when you get to know me. I've spent the majority of my life in Philadelphia, but I'd like to travel anywhere I can any chance I get. I have 11 tattoos and counting (this is stated so I can keep track myself), and I've always been extremely attracted to chubby, bearded guys. Just needa find the right one.
I have a Pastry Arts Assoc degree & I work at 2 bakeries. I work all the time. Really. When I'm not working, I enjoy sleeping, eating, going to concerts, and being here.

get to know me! x

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    professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

    professorgo:

    The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

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    lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

    lincecumesque:

    The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

    mydogsnokes:

mydogsnokes:

ready for war

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    mydogsnokes:

    ready for war

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    boldxwillxhold:

Complete Bobs Burgers set

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    Complete Bobs Burgers set

    dajo42:

    When you and your best friend both think the same thing

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    zanetheaiden:

    zanetheaiden:

    date a boy with nice cheek bones

    date a boy who has a good taste in clothes

    date a boy with a great laugh

    date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow

    date a boy with fantastic collarbones

    date a boy who smiles constantly

    date a boy with arms like damn

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    barghest:

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maria-of-asgard:

Tattoos for the morbidly good humored, sixpenceee

Morbid indeed. 

I feel like I should not like these but I like them so much.

    barghest:

    sixpenceee:

    maria-of-asgard:

    Tattoos for the morbidly good humored, sixpenceee

    Morbid indeed. 

    I feel like I should not like these but I like them so much.

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